So, dear reader, you probably think of park slope like that recent .NYtimes article and as the land that has FARM. But, it also has a seedy side. Last week, when I was biking home from the coop, trying to make it before the downpour, I was attacked by a real life ZOMBIE. There I was, patiently waiting for the light to turn, and this Vicki Pollard-esque teenager on a fitness walk came up to me with blank blank zombie eyes and held onto my arm! She didn't say a thing. Luckily, the light changed and I pried her Zombie hands off of my arm, saying,"Ok, gotta go." Quelle cauchemar!
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scary
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